I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I just want nice things and good sex
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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