normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
it glows. i had to have it.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
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