dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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