have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
