just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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