I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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