: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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