Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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