I didn't shave. On purpose
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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