When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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