I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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