Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
