hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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