He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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