you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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