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I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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