I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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