yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
