is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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