Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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