My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
