this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I need to sanitize my soul.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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