i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
We need to rekindle our bromance
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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