The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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