So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
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If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
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