My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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