Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
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