Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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