We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
She needs sedatives and a leash
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
did you just send me my own nude
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Randomize
