I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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