belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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