Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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