We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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