is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
She swung at the pinata with crutches
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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