he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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