Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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