he puts the penis in happiness.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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