oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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