God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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