actually, I'm a sock model
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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