Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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