Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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