walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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