O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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