so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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