I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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