The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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