before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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