haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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