Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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