i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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