i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
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