Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I think I have vodka in my lungs
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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