i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
