how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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