On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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