return my video game
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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