he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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